121,674 notes | posted 9 months ago via: wherearetheturtles-wherearethey | @youcanbethecaptain

What I think when kids in my class read 

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain)

#funny shit #school #so true #life

207 notes | posted 11 months ago via: dundermifflined | @pamelabeesly

minimalist posters ⇒ michael scott [1/2]

#The Office #Michael Scott #So true #XD

16,253 notes | posted 11 months ago via: stephen-colbert | @kushandlyrikz

#funny shit #so true

56 notes | posted 11 months ago
#funny shit #so true

42 notes | posted 11 months ago via: wherearetheturtles-wherearethey | @networkconnectivityproblems

networkconnectivityproblems:

What they think you learn from group work in school:

  • how to work well with others
  • how to make friends
  • how to be a leader and a follower
  • how to respect other people, and have them respect you

What actually you learned from group work in school:

  • everyone sucks
  • no one is reliable
  • driving along, i’m my own friend
  • the only person you can trust is yourself
#funny shit #so true